ERR...one Stoke fan was really rather cross with Swansea City after last night’s 1-1 draw.
And we’re warning you now, if you haven’t already seen it, it isn’t very complimentary.
A poster called stokiejoeofalsager on the Stoke City Fanzine Messageboard - The Oatcake - delivered the self-confessed “rant”.
He, or she, was not very happy with the Swans, sadly, and was almost as angry as the little girl below, if not angrier:
And after an expletive-ridden condemnation of the Liberty Stadium stars, the poster finishes off with a picture of a little boy making a gesture little boys should most definitely not make.
Hopefully they have calmed down a bit now and realised Swansea City are indeed the greatest football club in the world.
Here’s what they had to say (with a few blanked out bits for decency’s sake and a couple of Editor’s notes):
"Right. Just back from the game and I am absolutely seething. ABSOLUTELY P****** SEETHING.
“I'm going to start with today's opposition. Today's opposition, who supposedly play the 'right way'. 'The way football should be played'. The Swansea way.' Well, if that's the correct way football should be played then I don't want to have anything to do with the game any more.
“I'm lost for words. I really am.”
(Editor’s note: But he isn’t, he really isn’t)
“First off, Flower boy. What a slimy, smarmy, greasy, cheating, disgraceful, outrageous son of a b****. No class, no dignity, no humility, no sense of dignity or pride. NOTHING. The worst thing of the lot is we missed the chance to absolutely snap him in two on more than one occasion. P*** off flower boy.
“Secondly, Williams. Has this guy been taking lessons from John Terry of what? In the ref's ear. All the time. Ran all the way up the pitch just to have a go. Should have been sent off. P*** off Williams.
“Thirdly, Bony. Strongest player I have seen one minute. As soon as he's tapped- On his arse. Several handballs, one of which was in the box and a stonewall penalty. P*** off Bony.
“Fourthly, Dyer. Slimy little g**. Dirty tackle on Wingie. Should have gone. P*** off dyer.
“There's too many to mention.”
(Editor’s note: But he goes on to mention a few more, just for good measure)
“But finally, just a special mention for Swansea City FC as a whole. Their ethics and what their game is based around is an ABSOLUTE DISGRACE. The media j*** over their passing football yet conveniently fail to recognise the Cheating, the diving, the time-wasting, the little digs. Pretending to be injured to waste time at the end (clearly instructed by the manager by the way), rolling around clutching their faces,cowardly tackles. The list continues.
“In conclusion, this absolute disgrace of a 'football club' are a joke. An embarrassment to themselves. An embarrassment to their fans. An embarrassment to the premierleague. But most of all an embarrassment to football. Promoting the type of cheating across the globe which they d is unforgivable. The sooner they are relegated and go back to where they belong in the lower divisions the better.
“I hate flower boy, I hate williams, I hate Bony, I hate Dyer, I hate Swansea, I hate wales. You know why? Because I HATE CHEATING B*******.
“SWANSEA CITY FC- THE DISEASED S*** STAIN ON COLLECTIVE UNDERPANTS OF FOOTBALL.
“P*** OFF SWANSEA. And never, ever come back.
“I apologise for the rant."
And so endeth the sermon of stokiejoeofalsager.
We hope he feels better for getting that off his chest and that he’s already looking forward to being entertained by Swansea City again next season in the Premier League - if Stoke stay up, that is.
Oh no - we’ve probably started him off again now...sorry!