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10 things every Welsh person does at a barbecue

By South Wales Evening Post  |  Posted: May 26, 2014

Quick - the sun's out, grab the barbie!

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We all know what a barbecue in Wales is like (short usually) so to celebrate the start of National BBQ Week, we thought we would help you relive all the best (or worst) bits of dining al fresco.

Spends all day analysing every cloud that crosses the sky

Does that one look grey or more of an eggshell white to you?

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Considers rugby tackling someone for the last pack of bread rolls in the supermarket

Burger without the bun? Madness!

Burns the sausages…

…and then tell everyone how you like them a little bit crunchy – honest!

Makes something adventurous that none of the guests will eat

Err...home-made guacamole anyone?

Realises too late that the barbecue is sitting at the bottom of the shed

Behind a big wall of spiders…

Talks about how nice it is to eat outside (even though it’s freezing)

“Oh look dear, your chicken has just flown onto the neighbour’s lawn.”

Tells everyone how stuffed they are - while piling more of those posh kebabs on your plate

Well they will only go to waste if you don’t eat them.

Ends up grilling something because it’s taking far too long over the fire

It would probably help if you remembered to light it first.

Forgets about something they've cooked

Now was that fish or chicken?

Goes back inside straight after dinner and wraps up in the biggest blanket they can find

Because it is nice to sit outside, but we are in Wales after all.

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  • Jiffy  |  May 27 2014, 5:07AM

    11 - Forgets how important it is to ensure everything is fully cooked and chances getting a dose of Montezuma's Revenge.

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